Ravings of a former New Yorker
In which a former New Yorker describes the pleasantries and woes of everyday West Coast living.


"New York’s such a wonderful city. Although, I was at Hallmark today, and the employees are very rude. I said, “I’d like a card.” He says, “You have to prove you’re a citizen of New York.” So I stabbed him."


WHAT IS UP

with people who feel the need to type entirely in caps?

“OMG HI. WHAT’S UP WITH YOU? I’M DOING HW RIGHT NOW, IT TOTALLY SUCKS. ARE YOU COMING OVER THIS WEEKEND?”

I really, really do not get it.

ARE YOU OVER-STIMULATED? PISSED? WHAT?

….you’re obnoxious. 

And don’t even get me started on the people who alternate between uppercase and lowercase letters. I may explode.

— 2 years ago
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