In which a former New Yorker describes the pleasantries and woes of everyday West Coast living.
"New York’s such a wonderful city. Although, I was at Hallmark today, and the employees are very rude. I said, “I’d like a card.” He says, “You have to prove you’re a citizen of New York.” So I stabbed him."
BABS. Good god. I bet the guy she was talking to shit his pants.
