Ravings of a former New Yorker

In which a former New Yorker describes the pleasantries and woes of everyday West Coast living.


"New York’s such a wonderful city. Although, I was at Hallmark today, and the employees are very rude. I said, “I’d like a card.” He says, “You have to prove you’re a citizen of New York.” So I stabbed him."


I HAVE FINALLY FINISHED

my research paper.

This is the first legitimate all-nighter I have pulled.

Only for you Barbra, only for you.

Well. The adderall helped as well.

— 2 years ago