Ravings of a former New Yorker
In which a former New Yorker describes the pleasantries and woes of everyday West Coast living.


"New York’s such a wonderful city. Although, I was at Hallmark today, and the employees are very rude. I said, “I’d like a card.” He says, “You have to prove you’re a citizen of New York.” So I stabbed him."


(Source: stovenly, via dazzledbyherlies)

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