February 2010
37 posts
IF I WERE PINK RIGHT NOW..
.. I would die. If she fell out of that cloth, it would be game over.
GAH. Maybe that’s just my insane fear of heights talking.
Get Miley Cyrus OFF my fucking television screen. RIGHT NOW.
January 2010
180 posts
"I HAVE
an autograph on my boobs.
What the fuck happened last night?”
-Quotes from the morning
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There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like 3 more? ;)
Ooh. Nice twist.
I think I can fall madly in bed with you.
5 out of 10 for originality.
Let’s cut this bickering bullshit and do what we’re destined to do: FUCK.
How blunt.
I’m not trying to pressure you baby, I don’t want to...
heyyoukid:
I just saw a commercial for Intervention’s new episode. It is an in-depth look at “huffing” and features that crazy girl who huffed computer duster cans in her car and said it was like “walking on sunshine.”
YOU SHOULD SEE THIS GIRL NOW, ONE YEAR SOBER.
OMFG.
I almost shit a brick.
GO HERE TO SEE.
WOAH. I remember watching that episode. But wow, check her out now.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
the logic of girls who spend ALL of their free time desperately seeking the attention of guys.
This is COLLEGE, and you are acting as though puberty is just now hitting you.
1. Raising your voice an entire octave when you’re being “flirtatious” is both obnoxious and unattractive. I have never heard any dude say “MAN, what really gets me hard is when chicks sound like...
Amanda: I have a major lesbian hard-on right now. This girl is so hot I don’t even know what to do with myself.
Alyssa: Cold shower?
Amanda: No. The water will evaporate.
“You were half, now you’re whole. No more hunger and thirst.
But first be...”
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Hello :) you are ADORABLE.
Aww. Thank you!
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“Do you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men. It is the music of a...”
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UPON WAKING UP..
I have discovered that beer pong is, in fact, NOT my bitch.
If beer pong were a person, they would be laughing at my headache right now.
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Now that you’re a West Coaster, do you miss eating bagels? I heard they don’t usually eat them there…*shivers* I love the french toast kind!
They have bagels here but they’re completely boring. There are literally only two kinds of bagel! East Coast bagels are where it’s at.
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Your welcome ;) What kind of stuff are you into?
Umm, I’m into all aspects of the fine arts. Specifically performing. I love to act and sing. I also enjoy politics, reading, and exercising.
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Your cute :P
Aw thank you!
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I love your glasses!!
Thank you! I love them as well.
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TODAY
I managed to get into an argument about religion and homosexuality within 15 minutes of each other.
There are quite a few close-minded students at this college, despite being located in a hippie town. And they cannot even speak intelligently.
“Homosexuality is wrong..cuz God says so.”
“Jesus was real okay! The bible says so.”
“If you’re gay, you’re...
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I NEED
a back massage.
Or..someone to do my homework for me.
Or both.
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thanks for following me back,i like your tumblr/face.
x
No problem! And thank you very much.
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Get in my bed.
Your wish is my command. But I’m going to need directions to your bed.
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“I’d better dream, If I have to struggle.”
awkwardlyliving: (9:41:26 PM) I drove to Colorado before. It sucked. SallyShameless: (9:42:03 PM) Why? awkwardlyliving: (9:42:11 PM) Vacation… SallyShameless: (9:42:27 PM)….in Colorado?? awkwardlyliving: (9:42:47 PM) I WANTED TO SEE THE MOUNTAINS AND RIDE HORSES ON THE MOUNTAINS. GEEZE. SallyShameless: (9:43:01 PM)….hahaha.
FORMSPRING ME?
http://www.formspring.me/borninthecity
No dirty questions.
Well. Now that I’ve forbidden it, all I’m going to get is dirty questions.
Oh well.
POOR GRAMMAR
makes me cringe. Good lord, is it really that difficult to differentiate “your” and “you’re”? Answer: No.
This shit is elementary.
“So I put my arms around you. And hope that I will do no wrong.”
WHY
am I awake right now?
This is not okay.
TEXTSFROMLASTNIGHT.COM THANK YOU
for being my number one procrastination tool.
(913): I think I just sexted my mom…
(1-913): What?!
(913): Fwd: Ride me you sleek, sleek woman!!!
i havent thought about the game since tenth grade...
zebraacrossing:
i just lost : /
Shit. I lost the game. Thanks a lot.
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“Here to sit
Alone, unkind
Subtle sores
Hard to find
Troubled words...”
FUN FACTS ABOUT ME.
- I cannot swim.
- I am almost never impulsive.
- If you know your Barbra Streisand, we’ll be friends pretty quick.
- I’m Italian.
- I have zero tolerance for idiots.
- I’m a bit of a literary geek. On most nights, I’d rather read a book than go out.
- I’m fun to be around, but I’m extremely sarcastic. Some people take it the wrong way.
- I used to be a...
I would cry in front of these three people if I...
heyyoukid:
Or die on the spot.
Barbra Streisand
Celine Dion
Patty Griffin
Replace Patty with Bernadette Peters and you’ve got my list.
THANK GOD
It’s only Saturday. I definitely just remembered the huge project I have to do by Monday.
FUCK TODAY.
Fuck rehearsal. Fuck script analysis. Fuck people who have zero intelligence.
I am very upset.
TODAY
kind of blows already.
P.S. Dear men in my dorm hall, I do not appreciate being mocked for my small height continuously. Your jokes are unoriginal and your delivery is pathetic. Get a new hobby.
heyyoukid:
diaryofamadnewyorker:
joining the Vegetarian community. My Italian family will have to learn how to accept my exclusion from the meatball-eating traditions.
Don’t lie, Alyssa. You TOTALLY are turning vegetarian because I’m one, and so damn cool that you have to be just like me.
You wish my friend. You wish.
“I’m not a bitch. I just play one in your life.”
SCRIPT ANALYSIS. 9:30 AM.
Kill me.