January 2012
1 post
Raise your hand
if you love being drunk and sad. Nobody would fucking raise their hand for that shit, right? Right.
December 2011
6 posts
November 2011
1 post
What is going on.
How do the days pass by so quickly? I’m going to wake up one day and realize i’m 80 years old and can no longer chew solids. Fuck. Make it stop.
October 2011
2 posts
August 2011
1 post
6 tags
July 2011
1 post
June 2011
3 posts
May 2011
2 posts
March 2011
1 post
November 2010
1 post
SUP.
Tumblr. I just remembered that you exist.
August 2010
6 posts
Shit.
I just woke up. I’m fucking up my sleep schedule before classes even start. Sigh.
1 tag
you really need to shower you smell so bad
I’m pretty sure that’s a big fat lie, my friend. I smell fabulous.
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WHILE I WAS IN NY
…I lost my guitar calluses :(
Fuck. It was painful building up finger stamina.
1 tag
You should date me.
I don’t know you..
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1 tag
I love nerd glasses!! Where did you get so many?
Online!
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July 2010
5 posts
2 days
and I will be back HOME.
Leaving the West Coast? Don’t give a fuuuuck.
Wassup East Coast?
1 tag
How are you so freaking attractive??
*blushes*
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1 tag
HI ALYSSA WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME?
Awww shit I don’t knoww. I’m glad you think so though :)
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13 DAYS
until I am back in my city.
I cannot contain my excitement. Though, I’d really rather not fly alone. I fucking hate airplanes.
June 2010
3 posts
You guys...
…I’m going back to New York in 27 days.
I can’t wait to get the fuck off this side of the US.
Learning to play the guitar...
..is KILLING my fingertips.
Like seriously, they’re actually bleeding.
On the bright side, I have learned a couple simple songs. “Brown Eyed Girl” and “Time Of Your Life”.
This is what my fingers will apparently look like.
Yay?
May 2010
2 posts
1 tag
where are you? I really really miss your posts
I’ve been so busy with school. I’ll be back over the summer!
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1 tag
why are you such a homo?
Hmm. Okay, did you just ask this because I’m a rainbow enthusiast?
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April 2010
5 posts
1 tag
Bourne or Bond?
Bond.
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1 tag
Do you like bugs?
I get pretty girly when it comes to bugs. I usually scream and move away very quickly. But I don’t kill them.
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1 tag
I miss your posts! ):
Aw! I’ve been super busy lately, but I’ve been itching for some Tumblr. So I’ll be back!
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WHAT IS UP
with people who feel the need to type entirely in caps?
“OMG HI. WHAT’S UP WITH YOU? I’M DOING HW RIGHT NOW, IT TOTALLY SUCKS. ARE YOU COMING OVER THIS WEEKEND?”
I really, really do not get it.
ARE YOU OVER-STIMULATED? PISSED? WHAT?
….you’re obnoxious.
And don’t even get me started on the people who alternate between uppercase and lowercase...
March 2010
7 posts
1 tag
hi, Do u have tattoo?
Why yes, yes I do. A brush stroke style peace sign on my hip.
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1 tag
When will solos be sent out!
Oy you people are all so impatient. Maybe i’ll send them out tonight. Jeez.
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Hey alyssa, *pffft*.
shit sucks for you.
You dirty whore.
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1 tag
Have you played D&D?
Once. I got my ass kicked by a 9 year old.
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1 tag
Can you brew funk in your soul kitchen?
GABBY?
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1 tag
what's your malfunction?
Not a darn thing. I’m full of joy.
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1 tag
Are you technically a midget?
Yes. Well, I am in fact, literally a descent of the famous leprechaun Patrick O’Reilly.
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February 2010
37 posts
1 tag
formspring.me
24 nerd glasses… do you wear them everyday? 8)
Nearly every day! I have many colors, so they tend to match my outfits well.
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2 tags
I HAVE FINALLY FINISHED
my research paper.
This is the first legitimate all-nighter I have pulled.
Only for you Barbra, only for you.
Well. The adderall helped as well.