Ravings of a former New Yorker
In which a former New Yorker describes the pleasantries and woes of everyday West Coast living.
"New York’s such a wonderful city. Although, I was at Hallmark today, and the employees are very rude. I said, “I’d like a card.” He says, “You have to prove you’re a citizen of New York.” So I stabbed him."
"New York’s such a wonderful city. Although, I was at Hallmark today, and the employees are very rude. I said, “I’d like a card.” He says, “You have to prove you’re a citizen of New York.” So I stabbed him."
Raise your hand
if you love being drunk and sad. Nobody would fucking raise their hand for that shit, right? Right.
submitted by dizzzydreamer
Everyone IS gay.
What is going on.
How do the days pass by so quickly? I’m going to wake up one day and realize i’m 80 years old and can no longer chew solids. Fuck. Make it stop.
